"This week we say Fuck That Vacation! Nick divulges his deep (fake) knowledge of the Russian mob scene along the East Coast, Mo relives the trifecta of fat shaming childhood destinations and CW gives his tips for laying pipe at a nude beach. Nick also shares a touching story about how he tried to solicit sex from a senior citizen while he was still a child, and we find the poetry in picturing a cleaning lady taking a dump on CW’s balls. You will never look at kittens the same way again. "
This week we say fuck you to Mother Nature. CW describes the ecological terrors of his self pleasure, Mo admits he’s an idiot about Sasquatch and we say good riddance to the useless Javan rhino. Plus other dumb animals we hope go extinct (including anti-vaccers and flat earth nitwits), an exploration of racism in space-based and undersea utopias and the resident lib cuck reveals he’s not as green as he is blue. Also, why aren’t there any good disaster movies?
This week on FTG we say Fuck That Guy to one of the most fuck you-able targets ever: Kirk Cameron. From his colossal religious arrogance, which included attempts to sabotage Matthew Perry as "an agent of Satan" and sending Robert Downey Jr. into spiraling addiction, to his banana trutherisms and prominent anal sex enthusiasm, Kirk Cameron is every inch the douchebag his punchable face says he is. Did we mention he thought being on set with a babbling, brain damaged Dudley Moore was the result of God trying to talk to him through a babbling, brain-damaged Dudley Moore? Or that he pitched a sitcom with Scott Baio and his flunkie friend from Charles in Charge where the trio would play reformed liberals ( a gay, a junkie and an environmentalist) who found God? Oh, and he "Saves Christmas" by telling you that commercialism is actually what Jesus would've wanted. FUCK THAT GUY.
Extra! Extra! It’s time to Fuck the Presses! This episode is all about the media. The guys talk the history of massage parlor ads, Glenn Beck freak outs and whether or not Elvis was secretly a bottom. Nick takes us inside the minds of Don Knots and Lou Ferrigno. CW has a secret about Percy Sledge and Mo breaks down Pizzagate.
Just in time for our new Cheetoh-In-Chief it’s FTGP Episode 33 - Fuck the Vote! This episode delves deep into the political ambitions of the FTGP crew, with Nick, Mo and CW each giving their own views on how to Make America Not Shitty Again. The guys also dissect the rise of Trump and figure out who is the best at matching dick pics to the D-list celebrities who leak them. And you’ll never forget CW’s Aunt Bebe story even though you’ll really, really want to.
This week on FTGP we tackle white supremacy. Find out about CW's limited exposure to racism despite being told he resembles a "burnt tree", how Klan epic The Birth of a Nation was like Ghostbusters and the role Superman played in undermining the KKK on the radio. Also, we look at the clueless woman who makes klan outfits but can't put two and two together on why she has bad karma and Mo skeevily admits to a soiled panties fetish. All that and more on FTGP Episode 32 "F The Klan"!
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Welcome to the wide world of Fuck Sports! This week on the show the guys dissect America’s great pastimes and expose all the horrible shit we associate with glory. Mo gives us an epic rant on student athletes and their crybaby health problems, CW revisits the Redskins logo controversy and Nick eviscerates asshole parents and their asshole athlete kids. Plus everyone swaps gym class horror stories and super bowl commercial ideas before CW has another meltdown about his role in the show. Hint: He’s the “god touch.”
Soothe your savage beast with the newest episode of F*** That Guy. This week the guys talk music. CW reveals what may be the most epic school dance outfit of all time, Mo has impure thoughts about Sadie Hawkins and Nick gets shamed by a giantess. Plus, the awfulness of radio DJs, why comics have it harder than musicians, some of the worst music videos of all time, and the best insults ever via YouTube comments.
There's nothing to fuck but fear itself. This week the gang tackles fear in its many forms, from ghosts and cults to heights, flying and death bed etiquette. We pay tribute to the serial killers that inspire us and debunk the myth of tainted Halloween candy and the worst fear study known to man. Be prepped for the terror of CW's inane 70s Tv show references, Nick's ghoulish Bill Cosby impression and Mo's uncanny resemblance to the sasquatch. This episode sponsored by Gary Wongs Asian Decorations Emporium.
Nick, Mo and CW revisit one of FTGP's most enduring topics: love. The guys field questions from lovelorn fans and offer advice on how to pair jizz with wine, how a couple is defined by the foods eaten between fucking and the many, many warning signs (that Nick ignored) that prove you're dating a psychopath. CW ruins the song "Hooked on a Feeling" for everyone but pedophiles and we find out "Who Knows mo' ?" by testing Nick and Mo's relationship with a Newlyweds game.