This week on FTGP we celebrate Fat Fucks with special guest fat fuck James Nichols. Nick, James and Mo discuss the finer points of fat clothes shopping (think “problem areas”), their ongoing battles with flimsy plastic lawn chairs and the internalized terror that comes with ordering food “to share.” There’s also a healthy discussion about what it would be like if Eric Clapton appeared on Shark Tank (yes there’s dead kid jokes).
They say history is written by the winners. Well, this week two losers will mock it. Its FTGP EP.41 "F This Week In History"! On this episode Nick and CW tackle all the history making events that happened from April 23rd to May 2nd. Topics include being sorry in 2004, the dark side of Shirley Temple, a crazy week for the Nazis, and more bad impersonations than would ever be allowed if Mo was here.
"You feeling lucky, punk?" The answer is a resounding yes! Because the full team of FTGP is in the house for our 40th episode. Listen as the boys cover every angle of the gun debate. Including Dana Loesch fake nude talk, how gun shows are like comic cons, the racial profiling of types of swords, and a new game called "Guess The Enemy of The NRA". All this and a fair share of heated arguments on FTGP Ep. 40 "F Guns".
In the conclusion of a special FTGP two part episode, the crazy train continues on down the tracks. Its F Mental Illness Pt. 2! Nick and CW close out their discussion on mental illness by discussing the legitimacy of butthole AIDS and airborne rabies. CW critiques NY psych wards while Nick tries to define CW's sexuality. Plus we find out Robin Williams is not a fan of Gabrielle Union.
No Mo, No Problem! This week its a third less the hosts and double the content. Its F That Guy Podcast Episode 39 "F Mental Illness Part 1". In the first of an epic two part episode Nick and CW look at how fucked up the human mind truly can be. Its a therapy session like only FTGP can give you. Including, sexy eating disorders, Wesley Pipes(not a misprint), and OCD talk that leads to good old jerking off stories. And finally the guys discuss the network goldmine that is an all black reboot of "To Catch A Predator".
FTGP is back baby! This week Nick, Mo and CW lift the beefy curtains on their personal lives and give you a glimpse at all the comings and goings of the past seven months while the FTGP crew was on hiatus. Mo talks about his new baby. CW talks about what it was like to work for (and get fired by) Mo at a real job. Nick doesn’t share anything at all, but is convinced he could kill a python and chimpanzee in hand-to-hand combat. And CW wonders what it’d be like to do cuck stuff with Michael McDonald.
"This week we say Fuck That Vacation! Nick divulges his deep (fake) knowledge of the Russian mob scene along the East Coast, Mo relives the trifecta of fat shaming childhood destinations and CW gives his tips for laying pipe at a nude beach. Nick also shares a touching story about how he tried to solicit sex from a senior citizen while he was still a child, and we find the poetry in picturing a cleaning lady taking a dump on CW’s balls. You will never look at kittens the same way again. "
This week we say fuck you to Mother Nature. CW describes the ecological terrors of his self pleasure, Mo admits he’s an idiot about Sasquatch and we say good riddance to the useless Javan rhino. Plus other dumb animals we hope go extinct (including anti-vaccers and flat earth nitwits), an exploration of racism in space-based and undersea utopias and the resident lib cuck reveals he’s not as green as he is blue. Also, why aren’t there any good disaster movies?
This week on FTG we say Fuck That Guy to one of the most fuck you-able targets ever: Kirk Cameron. From his colossal religious arrogance, which included attempts to sabotage Matthew Perry as "an agent of Satan" and sending Robert Downey Jr. into spiraling addiction, to his banana trutherisms and prominent anal sex enthusiasm, Kirk Cameron is every inch the douchebag his punchable face says he is. Did we mention he thought being on set with a babbling, brain damaged Dudley Moore was the result of God trying to talk to him through a babbling, brain-damaged Dudley Moore? Or that he pitched a sitcom with Scott Baio and his flunkie friend from Charles in Charge where the trio would play reformed liberals ( a gay, a junkie and an environmentalist) who found God? Oh, and he "Saves Christmas" by telling you that commercialism is actually what Jesus would've wanted. FUCK THAT GUY.
Extra! Extra! It’s time to Fuck the Presses! This episode is all about the media. The guys talk the history of massage parlor ads, Glenn Beck freak outs and whether or not Elvis was secretly a bottom. Nick takes us inside the minds of Don Knots and Lou Ferrigno. CW has a secret about Percy Sledge and Mo breaks down Pizzagate.