Its the perfect thing with a meal, after sex, or while drinking. Its FTGP Ep. 45 "F Smoking". This week Nick and CW are joined by Jeremy Hammond of The Ballin Out Super Podcast to discuss the sweet surrender of nicotine. Topics include the joys of being a smoker, quitting methods, and what it means to be "very Italian". But wait, there is more! This episode is only half about those damn cancer sticks. Hang around on the back end as these boys discuss their favorite stories of terrible comedy in NYC and why Nick might in fact be a ancient Japanese deity of misfortune to other comics.
The lease is up on roommate talk as the conclusion of last weeks episode has arrived. Its FTGP Ep.44 "F Roommates" Pt.2! This week we wrap up our extensive look at shared living spaces with talk about living with strangers, alcoholics, and significant others. We also break down how women's hair get EVERYWHERE, why a freezer is both the safest and dumbest place to put valuables, and how pranks are fun til someone gets a snowball to the face. All this, plus Nick closes the book on ex girlfriend stories, on this episode of FTGP!
Are you looking for a comprehensive podcast about being too poor to afford a place all to yourself? Do you want it book ended with in depth analysis of the "November Rain" video? Well, we got just the thing for you. Its FTGP EP. 44 "F ROOMMATES"! On this episode Nick is joined by a one member of the Gabbing With Babish Podcast, Joe Striks. Also returning to the show after a 35+ episode absence is show favorite and Nick's actual roommate, Nick "Poundcake" Angelo. These three grizzled veterans of the shared living space will discuss how serial killers make good roommates, the proper use of passive aggressiveness in the home, and how to avoid being stabbed by a angry living partner. Also we learn what Tradio is and why Nick is so much fun when he's drunk!
There are many mysteries in this world. How were the pyramids built? Who shot Bobby Kennedy? And not the least puzzling, what makes Nick Milton happy? Well, on this episode of FTGP Mo and CW try to crack the code. Its FTGP Episode 43 "The Emergency Sesh". This episode features Steven Seagal possibly going to prison, tiny penis talk, failing at acting auditions, and a whole lot of making fun of bad stand up comedy videos. Also Nick declares war against people who eat at NA meetings.
This week on FTGP we celebrate Fat Fucks with special guest fat fuck James Nichols. Nick, James and Mo discuss the finer points of fat clothes shopping (think “problem areas”), their ongoing battles with flimsy plastic lawn chairs and the internalized terror that comes with ordering food “to share.” There’s also a healthy discussion about what it would be like if Eric Clapton appeared on Shark Tank (yes there’s dead kid jokes).
They say history is written by the winners. Well, this week two losers will mock it. Its FTGP EP.41 "F This Week In History"! On this episode Nick and CW tackle all the history making events that happened from April 23rd to May 2nd. Topics include being sorry in 2004, the dark side of Shirley Temple, a crazy week for the Nazis, and more bad impersonations than would ever be allowed if Mo was here.
"You feeling lucky, punk?" The answer is a resounding yes! Because the full team of FTGP is in the house for our 40th episode. Listen as the boys cover every angle of the gun debate. Including Dana Loesch fake nude talk, how gun shows are like comic cons, the racial profiling of types of swords, and a new game called "Guess The Enemy of The NRA". All this and a fair share of heated arguments on FTGP Ep. 40 "F Guns".
In the conclusion of a special FTGP two part episode, the crazy train continues on down the tracks. Its F Mental Illness Pt. 2! Nick and CW close out their discussion on mental illness by discussing the legitimacy of butthole AIDS and airborne rabies. CW critiques NY psych wards while Nick tries to define CW's sexuality. Plus we find out Robin Williams is not a fan of Gabrielle Union.
No Mo, No Problem! This week its a third less the hosts and double the content. Its F That Guy Podcast Episode 39 "F Mental Illness Part 1". In the first of an epic two part episode Nick and CW look at how fucked up the human mind truly can be. Its a therapy session like only FTGP can give you. Including, sexy eating disorders, Wesley Pipes(not a misprint), and OCD talk that leads to good old jerking off stories. And finally the guys discuss the network goldmine that is an all black reboot of "To Catch A Predator".
FTGP is back baby! This week Nick, Mo and CW lift the beefy curtains on their personal lives and give you a glimpse at all the comings and goings of the past seven months while the FTGP crew was on hiatus. Mo talks about his new baby. CW talks about what it was like to work for (and get fired by) Mo at a real job. Nick doesn’t share anything at all, but is convinced he could kill a python and chimpanzee in hand-to-hand combat. And CW wonders what it’d be like to do cuck stuff with Michael McDonald.