Didn't get your fill of shame last episode? Well you're in luck because Nick, Mo, and CW are serving seconds. It's part two of FTGP Ep. 47 "F Shame"! In this embarrassment filled conclusion the boys cover all the big ones. Unfortunate body smells, pissing and shitting yourself, and the dumb things you say when you mash genitals with another person. Plus its yet another Mo vs CW debate, boogers vs cum. This week on FTGP Episode 47 "F Shame" Pt.2!
Just when you thought you couldn't respect three guys less, the boys are back with a special two part episode to get you to do just that. Its FTGP Ep. 47 "F SHAME" Pt.1! In this episode the boys share some of the most shameful social moments of their pathetic lives. Mo shares tales of financial embarrassment, CW gives you the don'ts of social interaction, and Nick reveals the dangers of cat calling when you are only 12 years old. All this and many more stories to make you cringe on FTGP Ep. 47 "F Shame" Pt.1!
After 45 episodes FTGP finally gets sponsors thanks to CW and Mo. And thanks to Nick, we will never have them again. It's FTGP EP. 46 "F Ads"! Topics include the science behind beer cans, comparing KFC Colonels to Bond actors, offensive ads from the past, and whether prison raping Jared from Subway is a good story to tell at a barbecue. Also we introduce the FTGP sex toy line and the last guy you wanna find out fucked your girlfriend, Zander Bleck.
Its the perfect thing with a meal, after sex, or while drinking. Its FTGP Ep. 45 "F Smoking". This week Nick and CW are joined by Jeremy Hammond of The Ballin Out Super Podcast to discuss the sweet surrender of nicotine. Topics include the joys of being a smoker, quitting methods, and what it means to be "very Italian". But wait, there is more! This episode is only half about those damn cancer sticks. Hang around on the back end as these boys discuss their favorite stories of terrible comedy in NYC and why Nick might in fact be a ancient Japanese deity of misfortune to other comics.
The lease is up on roommate talk as the conclusion of last weeks episode has arrived. Its FTGP Ep.44 "F Roommates" Pt.2! This week we wrap up our extensive look at shared living spaces with talk about living with strangers, alcoholics, and significant others. We also break down how women's hair get EVERYWHERE, why a freezer is both the safest and dumbest place to put valuables, and how pranks are fun til someone gets a snowball to the face. All this, plus Nick closes the book on ex girlfriend stories, on this episode of FTGP!
Are you looking for a comprehensive podcast about being too poor to afford a place all to yourself? Do you want it book ended with in depth analysis of the "November Rain" video? Well, we got just the thing for you. Its FTGP EP. 44 "F ROOMMATES"! On this episode Nick is joined by a one member of the Gabbing With Babish Podcast, Joe Striks. Also returning to the show after a 35+ episode absence is show favorite and Nick's actual roommate, Nick "Poundcake" Angelo. These three grizzled veterans of the shared living space will discuss how serial killers make good roommates, the proper use of passive aggressiveness in the home, and how to avoid being stabbed by a angry living partner. Also we learn what Tradio is and why Nick is so much fun when he's drunk!
There are many mysteries in this world. How were the pyramids built? Who shot Bobby Kennedy? And not the least puzzling, what makes Nick Milton happy? Well, on this episode of FTGP Mo and CW try to crack the code. Its FTGP Episode 43 "The Emergency Sesh". This episode features Steven Seagal possibly going to prison, tiny penis talk, failing at acting auditions, and a whole lot of making fun of bad stand up comedy videos. Also Nick declares war against people who eat at NA meetings.
This week on FTGP we celebrate Fat Fucks with special guest fat fuck James Nichols. Nick, James and Mo discuss the finer points of fat clothes shopping (think “problem areas”), their ongoing battles with flimsy plastic lawn chairs and the internalized terror that comes with ordering food “to share.” There’s also a healthy discussion about what it would be like if Eric Clapton appeared on Shark Tank (yes there’s dead kid jokes).
They say history is written by the winners. Well, this week two losers will mock it. Its FTGP EP.41 "F This Week In History"! On this episode Nick and CW tackle all the history making events that happened from April 23rd to May 2nd. Topics include being sorry in 2004, the dark side of Shirley Temple, a crazy week for the Nazis, and more bad impersonations than would ever be allowed if Mo was here.
"You feeling lucky, punk?" The answer is a resounding yes! Because the full team of FTGP is in the house for our 40th episode. Listen as the boys cover every angle of the gun debate. Including Dana Loesch fake nude talk, how gun shows are like comic cons, the racial profiling of types of swords, and a new game called "Guess The Enemy of The NRA". All this and a fair share of heated arguments on FTGP Ep. 40 "F Guns".